Sophie is going to the lake.

Not just any lake. A lake with water.
A lake with water that she can swim in.


Lake Mississagagon

That's not our boat, or dock, or even camping chair.
But it is photo of the lake Sophie intends to spend her weekend in.

She will be staying in a rustic cottage,
which we all know means kind of crappy and uncivilized.

She will have to endure 3.5 hours in the car, both ways,
which we all know will make her bum leaky,
although she doesn't like to talk about it.

BUT
She is going to swim, chase balls, eat outdoors, drink beer around a campfire.
Well, okay, she's not going to drink beer.
Anyone who knows Ms. Brador, knows she prefers a vodka martini, shaken on ice with a splash of cointreau and zest of lime. But it doesn't really congeal with the whole rustic image, you know. Oh it's hard to break out of that diva, city girl thing.

Glorious end of summer. On to the new boots and sweaters. Woo hoo!
Okay, that's about me, not Sophie. Sophie is a nudist. Remember?

It's time once again to review those
wacky words that lead millions to
SOPHIE!


Obvious to anyone

• wow sophie
• bibliophile extroidinaire
• blogspot top gear sophie wise
• how many sophies are there in the world ?

Obvious to dedicated fans

• david lee roth arrested in towel
• dog-headed byzantine icon
• how old do you have to be to become a nun?
• norht dakota nudist blog (the nudist part anyway)
• russian contortionist licks
• sophia joey butter (clearly a reference to Joe Stains and their mutual love of PB)

Huh?

• barbara walters cha cha pictures (Cha Cha is obvious, but Babs?)
• butter chicken sophie luck
• dogs with bras
• fleur de lis sweater on how i met your mother
• goob job interview techniques
• lina-lina-lu
• i think i need a shrink
• tim robbins really tall

Hmmm (clearly, somedog has hijacked Sophie's blog for illicit purposes)

• woh and wally
• sweet wally
• corgador rescue

Sophie can hardly get over

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how fun and attractive she is.

*******

this man is a huge asshole

Just saw a press conference with Michael Vick.
He says he's turning his life over to GOD.
Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

Sounds like the easy way out to me.

If he really wants to repent,
he should turn his life over to DOG.
My DOG would be happy to help him repent.


P.S. I don't think I heard him apologize to the dogs he killed. But admittedly, I found his apology so utterly meaningless that I just wasn't willing to listen to the whole thing.

Sophie is devastated.
The Weekly World News has ceased publication after 28 years.
What will happen to democracy in the media after this?

William Wegman - The Hardly Boys

Appropriately subtitled in German, in keeping with Sophie's foreign film starness. Unfortunately, Sophie is not a weimaraner and therefore, didn't make the cut.

P.S. This movie is 6 minutes and 34 seconds long, so get yourself some popcorn.

Sophie the Party Animal

Unbeknownst to me, Ms. Brador has been sneaking out and partying it up in Scotland. Or so says Ruby Bleu from California, who apparently flew her over there on her private jet.
Well, at least she dressed appropriately in her foreign film star garb. I just hope they could understand what she was saying without her subtitles.

No wonder she seems so lethargic and, frankly, a little hungover.

Jessica the Hippo

BIG DOG!

Alternate uses

for a treadmill

It works beautifully as an elevated dog feeding station.

I'm a marketing genius.
These guys should pay me for the promo.

Gooberstan Who's Who?

Recently inspired to think about that old Canadian classic, Hinterland Who's Who,
by the awfully cute Gooberstan,
I dug up this old gem.

WARNING:
Contains words, music, images, and overall themes that may be offensive to the young, sensitive, or lacking in humour.

WARNING ADDENDUM:
Extra funny for Canadians.

HELPFUL HINT:
For those of you who may not get the reference, please click here and witness what every young Canadian, circa 1960s, grew up on. Hinterland Who's Who

She's home!

And boy, does she smell like the dog kennel. She smells exactly like her x-aunt's basement used to smell. Her x-aunt used to kennel three or four dogs at a time in her basement, and it always had this weird smell. It was doggie, but beyond.

So Sophie will get a bath, but not until she has had a good sleep, and big hello with the boys next door, and a lovely dinner.

First stop on the way home was the Jean Talon Market



This is Sophie's favourite shopping adventure because she always gets lots of raw carrots, there are always lots of berries and bits rolling around that she can scavenge, and she always gets lots of attention. NO big cuddles, mind you, but attention nonetheless.

Back to our regularly scheduled programming.....

SOOOPHIEEEEEEEE!



If you snuck out of your cell and are reading,
hang in there furry one.
I am on my way!

I just need to get on one of these,

AC110 Calgary to Toronto


and then one of these,

AC430 Toronto to Montreal


and then get in this,

my not very impressive car


and then come and get you.
at Possum Place

I promise you massive hugs
(even though you will pretend not to like it),
raw bones,
sweet potatoes,
and a big swim in the river.

AND

You can sleep on the bed every night for the rest of your life.

JAIL SUCKS

I snuck out to the front desk -- they're all out scooping poop or something. It took me a while to figure out this weird PC machine. I thought Apple had taken over the world. Who wouldn't want a computer you can eat?

Anyway, I just wanted to get word out to the masses that jail sucks! Sure, there are some cute boys here, and Balto is super snuggly, but jail is jail is jail.

HELP!!!!!!


And by that I mean, get me the hell out of here!!!!!!

Sophie is at a Possum Place.

I don't know why it is called Possum Place because we have never ever seen a possum there. Thank god!!!! They freak me out. I didn't want to leave her, but was very happy to find out that she is bunking with Balto, a good friend from the city. He is young and super affectionate. He might actually drive her insane because of that, but she knows him and his family and loves them all.

Nonetheless, lock down is lock down and she'd be happy for any files or escape plans you can send her way. If anyone wants to spring her, go for it. Just make sure I get her back on August 15th.