What's in a Name?


Sophie was born on a farm near Didsbury, Alberta where her chocolate Lab mother unexpectedly gave birth to a blonde baby with sparkling green eyes. Her Chesapeake Bay father immediately knew she was special and cast her off to make her way in the world
... and make her way she did.

Sophie Brador is, in fact, the über-famous
Sophina La Brador,
star of the foreign stage and screen,
where all the films are subtitled and sublime.

Her youth was spent nibbling the ears of some of the most dashing and daring canines of her generation -- tall, dark and handsome beasts who were also subtitled and sublime.
Frankly, without the subtitles, it is still difficult to understand precisely what she is saying.
Thankfully, her sultry expression says it all.
She is a star!

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But alas, tragedy struck.
Just as she was rehearsing for the role that was sure to bring her a Doscar, she tore her cruciate ligament and had to have major surgery to repair her leg.
She would never dance again!

Did I forget to mention that she was also
the principal dancer in the
Imperial Russian Ballet?

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She moved to Montreal and considered a position as
Artistic Director for Cirque de Soleil.
But it would only break her heart to watch the others trapezing and contorting, knowing all the while that she had once been the best in the world.

Did I forget to mention that too?

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Alas, she has given up her true identity as Sophina La Brador.
She spends her days in Parc Laurier, subtitled and sublime,
as Sophie Brador.

All are drawn to her -- none know why.
They simply fall at her feet as she walks past,
showing their bellies and wiggling their bums.
Some have even tried to mount her.
Although she is a foreign film star,
that's going a bit too far for Ms. Brador.

Watch for an upcoming episode in which Cha Cha's true identity will be revealed.