Yes, it's beautiful. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Do you have any idea how frickin' cold it is?
No?
Well let me tell you.
It's so cold that Sophie won't to go out to poop.
She's just going to hold it until spring.
For those of you who want something more precise,
it's -18,
which in itself is not so bad except that with the wind chill,
it FEELS LIKE -31.
That's celsius, of course,
but for you Americans reading this, it is truly as cold as it sounds.
Brrrrrrrr.
