Squirrel Band

Auditions were rained out, but two members of the band slid in on reputation alone. Wally, because he is a mean-ass punk, and Stanley, become he is such a goober and because he granted Sophie landed immigrant status for Gooberstan, without even demanding any sort of drug test or memorization of a national anthem.

Despite this awesome line up, Blind Squirrel Rum clearly has some competition. What do these losers call themselves? Dead Dog Whiskey? We better start practicing boys!