Sure, I coulda been a contender ...
but I prefer Chillaxin*
*Chillaxin: Termed coined by Dr. Wally T. Corgador to refer to the act of drink beer and chilling out while watching your contemporaries, or other such beasts, compete in world class sporting events. Most properly performed while donning a wallymelon helmet**.
** Wallymelon helment: Required gear for Saskatchewan Roughrider's fans. Excuse the goddamned cat. Dr. Corgador would not approve.
