As some of you may know, we were tagged by that damn Wally to share some info on me, the human half of this duet. If you read back a few days, you will see Sophie's interview with me.
That's all well and good, and she did ask some tough questions, but she is no Barbara Walters. She barely made me squirm, let alone cry, which is more than I can say for her.
Below is the transcript of my interview with Ms. Brador. It was not pretty.
Sherry (S1): Bonjour Mademoiselle Brador.
Sophie (S2): What?
S1: You said you were bilingual.
S2: Sure I am. Donner moi un biscuit svp.
S1: I'm going to ask you some questions.
S2: Fine, but I thought I was S1.
S1: I'm in control now furry one.
S2: Oh, I hate it when the power shifts.
S1: Would you agree that you went out of your way to ask me some difficult questions?
S2: I was just doing my job.
S1: I'm going to ask you some tough questions.
S2: Fine.
S1: I'm just doing my job.
S2: Fine.
S1: Okay, Sophie, here goes. Many are calling you a slut. What do you have to say about this?
S2: Ridiculous.
S1: These charges are not unfounded.
S2: I'd like to see the proof.
S1: Well, Sophie, it would seem that over the past two or three months, you have forged relationships with no less than five dogs. Maybe more.
S2: Get real.
S1: Are you denying this?
S2: Give me names.
S1: Wally.
S2: We're just friends.
S1: You have his picture up in your box.
S2: I look up to him as a mentor.
S1: Uh huh. Twix.
S2: He moved away.
S1: It doesn't change the fact that you were getting pretty hot and heavy with Twix, while also flirting outrageously with Wally.
S2: I told you, Wally is my mentor. There is nothing going on there.
S1: Uh huh. Orson.
S2: Orson pursued me. I didn't want to be mean.
S1: You could have just said that you were otherwise occupied.
S2: He's young. I didn't want to hurt his feelings. Besides, who does it hurt?
S1: Finnegan.
S2: Finnegan begin again.
S1: Stop evading the question.
S2: Casey and Finnegan. I miss Mr Dress-up.
S1: Enough, Sophie! You can't deny that you have been flirting with him too.
S2: So what? Stop being such a prude. Look at me. I'm gorgeous. How can I deny these boys my beauty.
S1: Mon Dieu.
S2: I have never flirted with him!
S1: No kidding. But you have flirted shamelessly with Bear.
S2: That was only to help him celebrate being an official fiver.
S1: So you're telling me that your slutty actions are a public service?
S2: Dog gone straight!
S1: Oh, we're not even going to go there.
S2: Whatever.
S1: Do you want a cookie?
S2: Yes.
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