SOPHIE HAS SOME ISSUES
I know it's hard to imagine,
what with her being perfect and all,
that there is a crack in the veneer.
what with her being perfect and all,
that there is a crack in the veneer.
The dog in this photo could be Sophie, but it's not,and therein lies the crack.
My dog hates guide dogs.
Not just a particular guide dog.
ALL guide dogs.
Labrador retriever guide dogs, poodle guide dogs,
Bernese mountain guide dogs ....
it matters not a lick to Sophie.
She hates them ALL.
So much so, in fact, that I can't let her off leash
in the park for fear that she will
try to kill a passing guide dog
(or a guide dog in passing).
I hate to show the scratches on the surface of
Sophina (la) Brador.
It could be bigotry. It could be jealousy.
It could be that Sophie's perfection has become so great
that even she needs to muddy her paws a little bit.
Whatever the case, guide dogs everywhere,
please accept my apology
and ignore her taunts as you pass her by.
She knows not why she's cracked ... or even that she is.
