Nine Odd Ball Google Searches
In no particular order, with presumed Disappointment Factor (DF) on a scale of 1 to 10, with 10 being the most disappointed
when the searcher reached Sophie's Blog.
1. Funny rules for pooping
Rules? Like where to poop? I can only assume it is fetish related.
DF: 6
2. Northern Ontario scary beast
May there is a sasquatch in Northern Ontario and it is as beautiful as Sophie.
DF: 7
3. Anti drool nip tuck
My heart goes out to the dog who was subjected to this. And to the people who subjected the poor dog to this, may only horrible, horrible things happen to you.
DF: 10
4. Scuba dog cha-cha-cha
No deep sea diving here, but lots of cha-cha-cha!
DF: 4
5. Dog cha cha woo
Clearly, they found what they were looking for. Either that, or it is a fetish thing.
DF: 1
6. Rules for being a nudist
Being a nudist, I can't see how Sophie could disappoint.
DF: 0
7. Sophie the go go dancer
Ditto, except that she doesn't show her belly, ever.
DF: 3
8. A free no money bassett hound
Those bassetts are so easy.
DF: 5
9. Cat poops in bath tub
Again, with the fetishes! Is this all people think about?
DF: 6
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