Uncle Ted Pays a Visit
This is Sophie's favourite uncle, Ted. She thinks he's the bomb.
She's always had a thing for men and this one holds
the number one spot on her fave guy list.
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Ted claims he came all the way to Montreal just to see Sophie.
Of course, that's a bold-faced lie.
He really came to Montreal to see Cha Cha.
Sophie, of course, became very depressed.
After several seconds of brooding,
she flew into a jealous rage and launched an attack
so viscous and brutal that everyone present is still recovering.
It was bad ... very, very bad .... and ugly.
Cha Cha was hurt.
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Fortunately, Uncle Ted had taken time out from his Ph.D. research
to learn doggie chiropracty and worked his magic on Cha Cha's neck.
Despite a bruised ego from having been savagely attacked by the
beautiful but dangerous Sophie Brador,
Cha Cha held her head high as she made her exit.
We are all looking forward to Uncle Ted's next visit.
