Showing posts with label Appeasing the beast. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Appeasing the beast. Show all posts

Tuesday, August 14, 2007

SOOOPHIEEEEEEEE!



If you snuck out of your cell and are reading,
hang in there furry one.

I am on my way!


I just need to get on one of these,

AC110 Calgary to Toronto


and then one of these,

AC430 Toronto to Montreal


and then get in this,

my not very impressive car


and then come and get you.
at Possum Place

I promise you massive hugs
(even though you will pretend not to like it),
raw bones,
sweet potatoes,
and a big swim in the river.


AND

You can sleep on the bed every night for the rest of your life.