It is Wally T. Corgador's birthday today!
It is possible that there no more important or influential day of the year than this.
I've even heard that Monsieur Corgador's birthday has to power to change tides and the direction of tennis ball lobs.
I don't know what the Ma Ape has planned, but I am certain she canceled all classes, sent all research assistants home, and told the presses to hold up on the printing of her manifesto while the celebrations ensue.
Mr. Wally T. Corgador, Happy Birthday Baby!
XOXOXO
XOXOXO
