What's wrong with this picture?
The dog has a blog, and I have none.
The dog gets 80 Christmas cards, and I get one.
The dog gets 80 Christmas cards, and I get one.
Now, the dog gets a Valentine's Day present.
Need I even say who it is from?
I'll give you a hint. He's stalky, he's angry, and he has a mad crush on Sophie.
I'll give you a hint. He's stalky, he's angry, and he has a mad crush on Sophie.
So back to me, for a second.
The dog gets a Valentine, and I don't even know when Valentine's day is.
The dog gets a Valentine, and I don't even know when Valentine's day is.
My dog gets art!
I get .... well, you know what rhymes with art.
I'm jealous of my dog.
How pathetic is that?
How pathetic is that?
I'm going to bleach my hair.
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P.S. Thanks Joe!!! You're a bundle of sweetypieness, despite the angry front. And thanks Auntie Patty, whose eye for art made it all possible. Sophie would be honoured to shed in either of your houses and smoosh her nose into your eyeballs, which is her way of saying, "Hey!" And trust me, a "hey" from Sophie is huge!
